Spam Email
I have decided to catalouge the ammount and type of crap i get via email. Why? Because i can.
Here it is:
Bearing in mind this is 3 Days worth.

4 invitations to enlarge my penis (what are they trying to say)
36 Invitations to look at porn (I can find my own porn thank you)
1 Invitation to buy really cheap software (Its bound to be quality then)
1 Invitation to subscribe to "Jack" magazine (WHY!!)
1 Invitation to buy Vibrators (Thats customer reaserch for you)
1 Invitation to become a US citizen (I Live in the UK, I dont like G.W Bush, and i have no intention of going anywhere near the US in the near future. Why the fuck would i want to be a citizen)

And Finaly my favorite:
1 Spam advert for an Anti-spam program (so loaded with spywhere if you did'nt get spam before, you will after installing it)

my small piece of advice to all who suffer from Spam get a program called K9 from the lovley people at Keir.net and check your system security at GRC.com using there "shields up" program.

Well now thats over i will tell you about my life.
Last night was the first preview of the christmas show "Cinderalla the musical" written by Rogers and hamerstien.
It was the funniest night ever, we had crashes, smashes, trips and falls. i tell you there was shit going everywhere.
but it came together and by press night next thursday it will be a master piece, NOT!

I have but one word of feeling towards the designer of this epic,

"TWAT!"

I hope you are all well out there in web land and will be back soon.

J
- posted by J @ 14:11