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Sunday, April 18, 2004

The Big Q answerd.

Here are the answers to last weeks Big Q.

Lots of points to award today, First the questions.

Q1. What can a crocodile not do
A. A crocodile cannot stick out its tounge.
Winners. Markiss (10 Samples) for the correct answer. Brian (5 samples) for, Fly (probably not what you're looking for, but it's true!)
And Edmund (5 Samples) for, Crocs can’t move their jaws from side to side. Also they can’t see below their noses.

Q2. What is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
A. "Go" Is the shortest sentance
Winners. Markiss (10 Samples) For correct answer. Edmund (2 Samples) for a valiant effort, The shortest sentences possible in English
are comprised of a noun and a verb. A common example given is ‘Jesus wept.’(John 11 35 – its disturbing what I remember) although this may be the shortest sentence in the Bible it blatantly isn’t the shortest in the English language. So I opt for: ‘I slept’ not the shortest what the heck. BTW I’m currently listening to Ministry psalm 69 and aptly now have the song ‘Jesus built my hotrod’

Q3. What do women do nearly twice as much as men.
A. Blink
Winners. Edmund (10 samples) for, Blink, attempt suicide. And Markiss (5 Samples) Nag/moan or putting their underwear on... Thong and Bra as opposed to just 1 item for blokes! and Brian (5 Samples) for, Go to a hairstylist? Seems like that's where my mom and sister
are a lot.

Final tally:
Markiss: 25
Brian: 10
Edmund: 17
Congrats to all.

Here are this week Questions.

Q1. Which liquid can be used to substituet blood plasma?
Q2. What was the first product to have a bar code?
Q3. Why was donald duck once banned in finland?

Points: 10 samples for a correct answer.

enjoy

J

- posted by J @ 11:45