Mindless gibberish of a tired mind
Saturday, January 15, 2005
 
Things to make life easier.

For those times when you think if only....

  1. Teleporters
  2. Shoes that did themselves up.
  3. Busses that ran on time.
  4. miniature directional EMP generators (I hate people who think I want to hear the music they are playing in there car)
  5. A version of windows that worked.
  6. Human beings at the end of phones instead of those F***ing machines.
  7. Washing machines that loaded themselves.
  8. Houses with a pneumatic pipe work system (like the ones in banks and supermarkets for moving cash around) for laundry and stuff.
  9. Newspapers that actually printed the true story.
  10. An anti moron chip: The moment you get pissed and try to start a fight it releases all bladder and bowel control, The moment you get into your SUV it causes complete paralysis from the waist down and if you ever put on a white Kappa tracksuit combined with a wet look loose perm (girls) or baseball cap (boys) you become sterile.

Feel free to add your own I will update the list the more ideas I get.



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