Mindless gibberish of a tired mind
Saturday, January 15, 2005
Things to make life easier.
For those times when you think if only....
- Teleporters
- Shoes that did themselves up.
- Busses that ran on time.
- miniature directional EMP generators (I hate people who think I want to hear the music they are playing in there car)
- A version of windows that worked.
- Human beings at the end of phones instead of those F***ing machines.
- Washing machines that loaded themselves.
- Houses with a pneumatic pipe work system (like the ones in banks and supermarkets for moving cash around) for laundry and stuff.
- Newspapers that actually printed the true story.
- An anti moron chip: The moment you get pissed and try to start a fight it releases all bladder and bowel control, The moment you get into your SUV it causes complete paralysis from the waist down and if you ever put on a white Kappa tracksuit combined with a wet look loose perm (girls) or baseball cap (boys) you become sterile.
Feel free to add your own I will update the list the more ideas I get.






