Mindless gibberish of a tired mind
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
 
Things that I have discovered.
  1. The blipper for your car central locking, alarm/imobaliser will always run out of battery when you are away from home, at night. Never at home, in the daytime.
  2. The manual you need telling you how to de-activate the imobaliser with the key will be in the glove compartment of the locked car.
  3. The spare that you keep at home and that you got a friend to bring out to you will work once.
  4. When switching of the engine while sat at KFC to phone home (letting home know you got into the car) the imobaliser will switch on if left for 5mins.
  5. State of the art security system my arse.
  6. Swearing dose not help.
  7. See points 1 and 3.
  8. The manual will tell you how to de-activate the imobaliser using the pin number on security card this is to prevent security breaches.
  9. The security card you didn't get given because you bought the car second hand.
  10. Swearing does help.
  11. Taking the battery out of the remote and rubbing it between your hands to "warm it up" does not.
  12. Swearing at you passenger for making daft comments does not help.
  13. Smoking DOES calm you down.
  14. Searching the car in a vain attempt to stave off calling a taxi and leaving the car can turn up interesting results.
  15. Like a half eaten packet of chewits.
  16. An A to Z of Birmingham.
  17. The remote for the car stereo (I don't know why we have this, possibly for use when your arms shrink and you are no longer able to reach the radio controls).
  18. The Harry potter tape 4 you thought you had lost.
  19. One glove.
  20. And a new unopened battery for your car blipper.
  21. YAYYYYY
  22. I'm so glad I'm anal enough to carry a spare.
  23. Next time I will keep one at home too.

- posted by J @ 17:35

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