Rant o matic
BEWARE THIS POST AINT PRETTY.

Ok Shopping first.

It's not hard to be aware of your surroundings When leaving the supermarket and stepping out through the automatic doors, DON'T STOP. Move to one side So as not to make the people coming out after you with trolleys and shopping squeeze through a tiny gap, Get out of the way or more to the point get out of my way.

Cars:

It is illegal to use a mobile phone while driving. Let me reiterate this point IT IS ILLEGAL TO USE A MOBILE PHONE WHILE DRIVING YOU FUCKING MORON. Every one got that now? Good because there are a few of you out there who don't. Your call is not that important, believe me. You have an answer phone or a the cost of a few quid, a hands free kit, USE IT!

Your stereo, Do you Really believe that you look cool. YOU DON'T! If I wanted to listen to your music I would nick your car.

Ok this one really fucks me off.
If your child is not strapped into a car seat of using a seat belt and you have a crash at 30-60mph Your child WILL DIE.Do you get this simple fact, there head will explode against the windscreen like a melon, there brains will be spread out on the dash board. I'm sorry to be graphic but if it gets the point across, so be it. Having a child has really bought this home, even if your child is screaming blue murder there is no excuse for getting them out of there child seat. You are driving a metal box and stupid speeds, think about it.

Indicators are there for a reason use them.

Just because you drive a 4WD does not mean you can park it like one. The pavement is for pedestrians.

Bikes:

Get the fuck off the pavement.

Hippy mothers:

discipline is needed, Your little angel who is screaming around bugging the hell out everyone, trashing the place is not and angel and shouting at him/her is not going to hurt. Just saying "don't do that dear" and going back to your conversation on lentil burgers and hair shirts aint going to cut it. Wake up and start being an adult. The 60's are dead.

Chuggers:

For those of you who don't know a Chugger is a charity mugger, One of those people who stops you on the way somewhere and asks you if you can spare a little time. NO! I don't give my credit card details to anyone especially not someone on the street, I give to charity in my own way, I am not a miserable bastard who does not give to charity I am just a person who does not like to be hassled for money.

Phew now that lots off my chest I can move on.
- posted by J @ 09:15