Hot to trot.
I love the British, We have the in built ability to always find something to complain about. Normally the weather.
We spend 9 months out the the year complaining about how cold and wet it is and the other 3 months about how hot it is. The sooner someone invents weather control the better.

Any way here are my top 10 tips for staying cool.

1. Fan position: Different people suggest different things, facing the fan out of the window thus expelling the warm air, face the fan inwards thus pulling in cool air. I prefer the sit on the sofa nekked with the fan 4 inches from you approach works best.
2. Drinks: Once again some say hot drinks are best as they make you sweat and the breeze cools you. As I am sweating buckets already I feel that 10 gallons of water and a bucket of ice is the best option or pimms.
3. Clothing: See 1, if at work as little as wont get you arrested.
4. Sleeping: On the floor or as close to it as you can get once again incorporating num 1 if poss.
5. Movement: None.
6. Eating: Only things that are taken from the fridge should be eaten as this means the sweat that has been worked up from getting to it can be cooled of as soon as you open the door.
7. Bathing: What do you think the 10 gallons of water and the bucket of ice are for.
8. Sex: Avoid at all costs, it may seem like a good idea but you will regret it.
9. Driving: See 5 but if you must, AIR CON people.
10. The beach: Call in sick, If you live in the UK we don't get this weather very often so enjoy it. Every employer expects you to take 1 sickie a year so why not when it's boiling hot and you can go sit in the sea.

Follow these simple rules and we will get through these hot days without melting.
- posted by J @ 09:58