Mindless gibberish of a tired mind
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
 
BRAIN MELTTTINGGGGG
Ok Ladies and gents I have a confession and it is not pretty but it has to be said...

"I HATE SUDOKO"

There you go I have said it, it's out there. Right now a lot of you will be jumping up and down in your seats and saying things like,
"why? It's so easy" or
"It's great for your mind" and things of that nature.

I DON'T CARE.

This game Bugs the hell out of me, It's not the fact that I cant do them or the fact that they seem to be everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE! It's is the simple fact that I don't get it.
People seem to have become addicts, they wake up in the morning, shaking wreaks, because they need there morning fix of sudoko. Morning noon and night I see people huddled in corners or on busses clutching there paper and a pencil furiously scribbling away trying to make there brain go into places that it does not want to go.

I have however grown very adept at spotting the "Sudoko stare", That glazed and rather perplexed look of an individual gripped in the iron grasp of a puzzle as it slowly leeches there life away. It does appear however that I am not the only one there are others like me who do not share the love of sudoko. In fact there are groups against it, I feel much relieved that I am not just a lone voice in the wilderness.

I will part with some tips for dealing with the sudoko menace in your area.

1. If you want to fit in with your Sudoko addicted workmates/friends simply fill in the spaces so that each small box has the numbers 1-9 in it don't worry about where you put them as no one is actually going to bother checking it.

2.
If you are fed up with sitting in a room full of glazed dribblers at home or at work find all the papers with Sudoko puzzles in your vicinity (papers, magazines etc.) and using a black pen write two or three numbers in random spaces on the puzzle as it will render it useless.

3.
Have a bet with any of the sudokoers around you that you can do any puzzle they would care to find and if you do it they will quit playing for a month, Then use this program and win the bet.

Happy gaming.


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